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BILLIE
Hey, look, just next to the door, is a portrait of King George.
ALFIE
I bet you can’t tell me what kind of picture it is.
BILLIE
Duh! It’s a portrait.
ALFIE
Yes, but duh! What kind?
BILLIE
It’s an oil painting, isn’t it?
ALFIE
No! It’s a mosaic!
BILLIE
Really!
ALFIE
It’s made of coloured stones! Half a million bits!
BILLIE
Wow!
ALFIE
And look over there, by the organ in the alcove , there’s a portrait of John Smoaker Miles, the king’s bather who we were just talking to.
BILLIE
He looks like a nice man!
ALFIE
I still wouldn’t want to go in the sea in winter.